| Ever wonder what your partner is really saying? Here is what they say, and what it really means... Did you come? = Because I didn't. I have something to tell you. = Get tested. I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor. I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than see you again. I never meant to hurt you. = I thought you weren't a virgin. Trust me. = I'm cheating on you. I love you. = You're a good lay. I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly. Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass. I want to make love to you. = Let's fuck. Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood. We need to talk. = I'm pregnant. I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you? I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I've learned a lot from you. = Next! I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation. I think we should see other people. = I have been seeing other people. Let's get married. = Now can we fuck? We don't have to do anything until you are ready. = Put out or get out. I feel it's time to express our love for each other. = Give me head. I still think about you. = I miss the sex. Is there something wrong? = Is it supposed to be this soft? You're so mature. = I hope you're eighteen. It's never been like this before. = It's my first time. Yes...Yes...*scream!* = Aren't you done yet? |