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- I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
- (What Am I?) (A Nose)
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| 2. |
- I'm spread before I'm eaten.
- Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?) (Peanut Butter)
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| 3. |
- I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?) (A Crane)
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| 4. |
- Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?) (the Titanic)
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| 5. |
- You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?) (A Tent)
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| 6. |
- When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
- I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?) (A Dentist)
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| 7. |
- A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?) (A Wedding Ring)
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| 8. |
- All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?) (An Elevator)
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| 9. |
- I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?) (Chewing Gum)
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| 10. |
- If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?) (Newspaper Boy)
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| 11. |
- I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?) (A Glove)
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| 12. |
- I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?) (An Arrow)
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| 13. |
- My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?) (An Attorney)
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| 14. |
- I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?) (A Bird)
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