Buckwheat's Ebonics

 

Buckwheat got this homework assignment in his Ebonics class. All he had to do was use each of the following words in a sentence. The following is how he completed the assignment.

 

Rectum: I had two Caddilacs but my ol lady rectum.

Hotel: I gave my woman da crabs and da hotel evabody.

Odyssey: I told my bro, man, you odyssey da tits on da hoe.

Stain: My muda-in-law axed me if I'm stain for dinna agin.

Seldom: My cousin give me tickets to da Warriors game so I seldom.

Penis: I went to da docta an he hanned me a cup and said penis.

Foreclose: If I pay alimony dis munf, I'd have no muny foreclose.

Undermine: Dare's a fine lookin hoe livin in da partmunt undermine.

Disappointment: My parole offcer tel me if I miss disappointment he gonna kill me.

Tripoli: I was gonne buy my ol lady a bra but I coudnt find no Tripoli.

Income: I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife.

Honor: At da rape trial da judge axed my bro who be honor first.

Fortify: I axed da hoe how much and she said fortify.

Israel: Alphonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said man dat looks fake and he said no Leroy, Israel.

 

Buckwheat got an "A" on his assignment.