How Cold Is It?

Its amazing what effect temperature has on things...

60 degrees:

Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe)

 

50 degrees:

Miami residents turn on the heat

 

40 degrees:

You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming

 

35 degrees:

Italian cars don't start

 

32 degrees:

Water freezes

 

30 degrees:

You plan your vacation to Australia
Minnesotans put on T-shirts
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
British cars don't start

 

25 degrees:

Boston water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming

 

20 degrees:

You can hear your breath
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South

 

15 degrees:

French cars don't start
You plan a vacation in Mexico
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

 

10 degrees:

Too cold to ski
You need jumper cables to get the car going

 

5 degrees:

You plan your vacation in Houston
American cars don't start

 

0 degrees:

Alaskans put on T-shirts
Too cold to skate

 

-10 degrees:

German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink

 

-15 degrees:

You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist

 

-20 degrees:

Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start

 

-25 degrees: Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going

 

-30 degrees:

You plan a two week hot bath
The Mighty Monongahela freezes
Swedish cars don't start

 

-40 degrees:

Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South

 

-50 degrees:

Congressional hot air freeze
Alaskans close the bathroom window

 

-80 degrees:

Hell freezes over
Polar bears move south

 

-90 degrees:

Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

 

 

 

 

 

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