The Fart List
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The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own
farts.
The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's
farts.
The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable
fine.
The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then
blushes.
The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and
then laughs.
The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits
instead.
The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly
concerned for the environment.
The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers
a good medical reason.
The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.
The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours
and hours.
The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in
reserve.
The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts
in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud
coughing.
The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs
the covers over his bedmate.
The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell
of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
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