| Good: |
Your wife is pregnant. |
| Bad: |
It's triplets |
| Ugly: |
You had a vasectomy
five years ago |
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| Good: |
Your wife's not talking
to you |
| Bad: |
She wants a divorce |
| Ugly: |
She's a lawyer |
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| Good: |
Your son is finally
maturing |
| Bad: |
He's involved with
the woman next door |
| Ugly: |
So are you |
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| Good: |
Your son studies
a lot in his room |
| Bad: |
You find several
porn movies hidden there |
| Ugly: |
You're in them |
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| Good: |
Your hubby and you
agree, no more kids |
| Bad: |
You can't find your
birth control pills |
| Ugly: |
Your daughter borrowed
them |
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| Good: |
Your husband understands
fashion |
| Bad: |
He's a cross-dresser |
| Ugly: |
He looks better than
you |
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| Good: |
You give the "birds
and bees" talk to your daughter |
| Bad: |
She keeps interrupting |
| Ugly: |
With corrections |
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| Good: |
The postman's early |
| Bad: |
He's wearing fatigues
and carrying a shotgun |
| Ugly: |
You gave him nothing
for Christmas |
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| Good: |
Your son is dating
someone new |
| Bad: |
It's another man |
| Ugly: |
He's your best friend |
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| Good: |
Your daughter got
a new job |
| Bad: |
As a hooker |
| Ugly: |
Your coworkers are
her best clients |
| Way Ugly: |
She makes more money
than you do |