- Application To Live
In New Jersey:
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Name:
Nickname:
Address:
Exit # (NJ Turnpike):
Exit # (Garden State Parkway):
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- Ethnic Background:
Italian
Sicilian
Jewish
Italian
Italian
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Profession:
Mechanic
Truckdriver
Meatpacker
Dockworker
- Hairdresser
Manacurist
Avon
Sales Lady
Waitress
@ Bennigan'sExotic
Dancer
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Backyard Smells Like:
Sewage
Sulfur
Garbage
All 3
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# of Muscle Shirts Owned:
5-10
10-15
15-20
20 and
above
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# of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:
5-10
10-15
15-20
20 and
above
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# of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:
5-10
10-15
15-20
20 and
above
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Brand of Jeans Preferred:
Sergio
Valente Jordache
Sassoon
Z.Cavaricci
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Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:
100%
95-100%
90-95%
85-90%
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# of Gold Chains Owned:
10-15
15-20
20-25
25 and
above
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# of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:
5-10
10-15
15-20
20 and
above
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Approximate Value of ALL jewelry:
$5-$10
$10-$15
$15-$20
Stolen
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Number of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going
Out:
10-15
15-25
25 and
above
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Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth?
Yes No
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Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency
in Edgewater or Bayonne)
6-8 inches
8-12
inches 1-2
feetMore
than 2 feet
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Hair Products Used:
Hair
Spray Styling
Gel Mouse
Extra
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Hold Styling Gel:
Bondo
Spackle
40 Weight
Oil Krazy
Glue
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Automobile Owned:
IROC
Z Firebird
CamaroMustangThunderbird
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Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground:
6-8 inches
4-6 inches
2-4 inches
Under
2 inches
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Car Paraphernalia:
Gold
chain around license plate
Neon
lights under car
Chippendales/Playboy
air freshener hanging on rear view mirror
Garter
hanging from rear view mirror
Chrome
hubcaps
Stick-on
window tinting
Stick-on
paint splash stickers
Fuzzy
dice TATTOO
Crown
deodorizer on dash or in rear window
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Favorite Sports Team:
Fuckin'
Giants
Fuckin'
Jets
Fuckin'
Mets
Fuckin'
Yankees
Fuckin'
Nets
Fuckin'
Knicks
Fuckin'
Devils
Fuckin'
Rangers
Fuckin'
Islanders
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Favorite Music:
Techno
Rap Bon Jovi Bruce Springsteen
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Favorite Actor/Actress:
Joe Pesci
Robert
DeNiro Al
Pacino
Marisa
TomeiAnnette
Funicello Anna
Magnani
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Favorite Movie:
The Godfather
The Godfather
Part II The
Godfather Part IIIGoodfellas
My Cousin
Vinnie
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Favorite Profanity (proceeded by YO!):
Motherfucker
Cocksucker
Jerkoff
Scumbag
Douche
Bag
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# of Religious Statutes at Grandparents House:
5-10
10-15
15-20
20 and
above
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Relatives Named "Sal"
5-10
10-15
15-20
20 and
above
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Favorite International Destination:
Belmar
Seaside
Heights
Point
Pleasant
Bayonne
Great
Adventure
Secaucus
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Favorite Driving Technique
Tailgating
Attacking
stop signs
Doing
106 mph on the right shoulder of the parkway
Giving
the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)
Giving
the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents)
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