- To: Tech Support
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of the phenomenon
was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during system initialization where it monitors all
other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer
run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to
purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 1.0, but un-install does not work on this program.
Can you help me?
Jonathan Powell
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To: Mr. Powell
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend
1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES
AND ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its creator to run everything.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge from the system
once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because
Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
their original system. Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony
/ Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal
with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read
the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPSs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might occur. The best course of action will be to push the apologize
button, then the reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System
will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFS. Wife
1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
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