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You know you are in the wrong Church when:
1. The church bus has gun racks. 2. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor. 3. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version." 4. There's an ATM in the lobby. 5. Choir wears leather robes. 6. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake." 7. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum. 8. Karaoke Worship Time. 9. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?" 10. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida." |