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- If you're a bear, you can hibernate.
- You do nothing but sleep for six
months.
- I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate,
- you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid.
- I could deal with that too.
If you're a mama bear,
- everyone knows you mean business.
- You swat anyone who bothers your
cubs.
- If your cubs get out of line,
- you swat them too.
Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up.
- He expects you to have hairy leags
and excess body fat.
I wish I was a bear.
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